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Life From a Different Angle

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masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

(via thatkidonthestage)

p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

(via deanisbi)

puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

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(Source: wintersoldier-iscoming, via we-stand-or-fall)

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

(via fandomsubtexteverywhere)

Note To Self

finopunk:

You’re doing the best you can right now. And you’re trying really damn hard to keep pushing yourself forward. You don’t have to be perfect. Acknowledge how much you ARE doing instead of focusing on what you’re not doing.

(via cellostiel)

proctalgia:

im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me

(Source: proctalgia, via extricationism)

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

(via nic0lllette)

metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

(via extricationism)

me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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(via xxallyson-in-wonderlandxx)